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Words of the Week

1. "I apologize to the pap [sic] for a stunt that was done 4 months ago regarding an umbrella."

—Britney Spears on her Web site

2. "He really went out on a limb."

—Sgt. Ernie Goodno of Manchester, New Hampshire, about a man attempting a bank robbery disguised as a tree.

3. "With so many felons being Democrats, the party might want to think about changing its mascot from a donkey to a jailbird."

—Ann Coulter on her Web site

4. "Board to Continue Trustee Selction [sic] Process."

—Idaho State Board of Education

5. "Have a designated driver."

—Paris Hilton on her MySpace page July 4

6. Bush administration officials "believe they should be able to do what they want to do and that the law is a minor obstacle."

—Bill Clinton, regarding the Scooter Libby case.

7. "I don't know what Arkansan is for chutzpah, but this is a gigantic case of it."

—Tony Snow, responding.