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Vidiot: 3SR (technically, 3LR)

Con Air (1997)


Since TNT's marathon airing of Con Air in my hotel room might be the only thing I remember between bachelor party binges this weekend in Seattle, a standard recap seems sadly insufficient. Please enjoy the following haiku review instead:

Bruckheimer pits Cage

against plane full of bad guys ...

and the mullet wins.