Stephen Colbert, host of the late night comedy show, The Colbert Report, made Donald Trump an offer that he'll almost certainly refuse.
Colbert said he would donate $1 million from his Super PAC, Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow, to Trump's charity of choice if he could ... wait for it ... stick his balls in Trumps mouth.
Colbert was prompted by Trumps $5 million offer to President Barack Obama's charity of choice. That is, if the president made public his college records and passport.
"Nation, I am so moved by this generous offer, that I have an offer of my own, right over here," Colbert said Wednesday night.
"Mr Trump, I will write you a check for $1 million from Colbert Super PAC-you know I've got it-to the charity of your choice.
"Anything. Save The Children. Feed The Children. Put The Children on Child Apprentice, whatever!"