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Valentine gifts for your Sweetie

1. daisies for the hippy sweetie

2. sex toys for the kinky sweetie

3. heart-shaped chocolate for the sweet-toothed sweetie

4. lingerie for the sexy sweetie

5. jewelry for the needy sweetie

6. a library card for the soon-to-be-single and swimming in extra time sweetie

7. a pig's heart wrapped in barbed wire for the stalker sweetie

—Source: BW's nonsense file