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Top 7 Ways to Enjoy Bastille Day


1. Garnish your basket of french fries with festive sparklers.

2. Have a Jerry Lewis movie marathon.

3. Dress up like Napoleon and annex the office's best cubicle.

4. Ask your French friends, "Yeah, but what have you done lately?"

5. Pepper your conversation with a lot of sacré bleus and je ne sais quois.

6. Insist on periodically flashing your underwear and shouting, "Vive la France!"

7. Travel to the Bastille site in Paris and ask loudly and often of everyone you meet, "Where is it?"