1. Free four-hour adult day care.
2. Free pet evaluation. No further explanation given.
3. $50 off any cremation service. We don't even want to imagine that transaction.
4. After seven payday loans, the eighth is interest-free.
5. A $25-off coupon for a counseling session, good only once per family.
6. A coupon for "10% off Purchase of Operating Device" from Heaven's Gate Company.
7. Free drink at a strip club, but not really at the strip club since they don't serve liquor at full-nudity clubs in Idaho. You have to go next door for the drink.