2. The Batcave might be less beautiful than the Vatican, but it's much less crowded.
3. Batman has that awesome utility belt.
4. Batman gets all the chicks.
5. Batman = Bruce Wayne. Pope Benedict XVI = Joseph Ratzinger. Please.
6. Batman can be summoned with the Batlight. The Pope won't even respond to his e-mail.
7. The Batmobile can smoke the Popemobile any day.