1. Take the muffler off your car.
2. Turn on your air conditioning full-blast, roll down the windows, lean back and grin.
3. Buy a pack of cigs and flick the butts at your leisure.
4. Empty all those excess aerosol cans in your neighbor's backyard.
5. Pour antifreeze into the gutter.
6. Change your car's oil in the park.
7. Take a cue from Motel 6 and leave the lights on-all the lights.