As compiled by American Films, here they are, in decending order of crapdom...
1 - Average Homeboy II: Blazin Hazen
Being a white rapper in the 80s is no excuse for hot pink jumpsuits. Somethings are never okay no matter what decade you grew up in.
2 - Jan Terri: Losing You (1993)
Whether riding in a limo or on the back a hog, this 1993 music video by Jan Terri is nothing less than craptastic.
3 - Call On Me (remake)
Eric Prydz remake of classic 80s tune. Aye dios mio someone put some pants on these crazy jazzercisers. Is this a music video or B-roll from some soft-core porn?
4 - Baby got book
Christian version of Sir-Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back".
5 - Sado Maso
Well, it is French, but that's no excuse for crappyness.