1. Never wear pink (unless it's tight satin or has something to do with Barbie-bashing)
2. Clove cigarettes are good for you
3. Laugh off the Neurolux message-board, cause if anybody needs to worry about posing ...
4. When in a city without its own Goth scene, find the nearest Denny's
5. Shoes should have at least 3 inches of extra sole and enough eyelets to induce arthritis
6. Spiders make great hair accessories
7. There is no hangover that can't be cured by caffeine and no caffeine buzz that can't be cured by booze