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The War of Christmas

Time to take religion out of the calendar


NEW YORK--We are a secular nation. We enjoy the constitutional right to exercise any religion--or none whatsoever. So why is Christmas a federal holiday?

The United States has no national religion. Yet Christians get special consideration. They also get the quasi-Christian holiday of Thanksgiving. Financial markets are closed on both of those, plus Good Friday.

Devotees of other faiths must ask their employers for time off. Jews aren't supposed to work on Rosh Hashanah, Yom Kippur, the first and second days of Sukkot, Shemini Atzeret, Simchat Torah, Shavu'ot, or the first, second, seventh and eighth days of Passover. They have to take up to 13 days off from work, more than most employers offer.

The message to Jews and other non-Christians is plain: you are second-class citizens. Separation of church and state is a fraud.

You might think that the government's official embrace of Christmas is a cultural relic of America's puritan past. But you'd be mistaken. For nearly 100 years, Christmas was not on the calendar of federal holidays. On Dec. 25, 1789, the first Christmas under the new U.S. Constitution, Congress was in session. Ulysses Grant made it a federal holiday in 1870.

Right-wing commentators such as Bill O'Reilly have accused liberals of waging a "war on Christmas."

The Christian Right's "war on Christmas" meme would be laughable if it didn't work; they're the majority, but somehow they're victims. The smallest concession to common decency and sensitivity--e.g. not displaying nativity scenes on government property--is portrayed as an attack on innocent Christians. Not subtle. But clever: The dominant majority gets to claim victimhood. Anything short of total domination isn't good enough.

This has nothing to do with suppressing Christianity. I am touched when a person of faith says that he or she is praying for me or wishes me a "Merry Christmas." Individual and/or private displays of religiosity are fine.

Official expressions of a specific religion, however, are disgusting and inherently repressive. Our currency should not read "In God We Trust." Courts should not use Bibles to swear in witnesses. Government officials and employees who wear their Christianity on their sleeves reinforce the majority and subjugate the minority. Notice, it's always Christians. When's the last time a TSA screener wished you a blessed Ramadan?

A country should live up to its stated principles. Everyone who wants to honor Christmas, whether in its religious or its consumerist contexts, is free to do so. Go to midnight mass. Festoon your roof with plastic Santas, but the government shouldn't make it easier on Christians to celebrate one of their religious holidays than it does members of other faiths.

There are only two fair courses of action: First, remove Christmas from the list of federal holidays, replacing it with something secular.

Alternatively, add holidays for other religions. Of course, this could get complicated. How many holidays for each religion? Some faiths are more festive than others. How far down the list of major American religions do we go? The Zoroastrian holiday of Navruz?

After every sect gets its day, there might not be a single day left in the year to work. I say: the more days off, the merrier, er ... better.