1. No one doing doctor-ordered stretching exercises in the office.
2. No more bawdy laughter.
3. No more crazy techno rings from her cell phone.
4. Dwindling lesbian population.
5. No one willing to try Collias' bizarre food offerings, like peanut butter and pickle on a cinnamon bagel or booger flavored jellybeans.
6. No more great lunch smells and no one to help ferret out the source of weird smells.
7. No more Colleen.