Or just rob the guy. That would be the Mountain Home version, apparently.
Mountain Home Police are still checking out leads on an armed robbery Sunday night.
The suspects called for a pizza to be delivered to a fake address, up in the North 15th East neighborhood. When the poor delivery schlub went looking for the non-address, two guys wearing dark hoody sweatshirts and dark pants showed up just as he was getting really lost. How helpful, you think, until one of them pulled a gun on the driver and demanded that he turn over any cash he had on him. These guys were determined; as far as we know, they took no pizza, even though the smell must have been overwhelming as they hovered by the driver's window with gats a-waving.
They got the cash and hot-footed it out of there, but not before a witness saw the whole shebang and called the cops. If you've got any info, contact Detective Sgt. Jeff Rhodes at 208-587-2101.