"Greed is good." Those were the chilling words from Michael Douglas as Gordon Gekko in the Oscar-winning 1987 classic Wall Street. Nearly a quarter century has passed, and Gekko still hasn't learned his lesson. Unfortunately neither has director Oliver Stone. Stone abuses a perfect opportunity to update the scandalous behavior of money changers by instead offering a fairly pedestrian soap opera surrounding Douglas with Shia LaBeouf, Carey Mulligan and Josh Brolin. Rather than show his audience some respect, Stone warms up a leftover script. Unfortunately, it was left over from 1990. Not even worth the rental.