We'll come clean with you: We don't actually know what Boise Contemporary Theater's upcoming original production, Narwhal! Unicorn of the Sea, is about. We do know that it's a comedy by BCT creative team Dwayne Blackaller and Matthew Cameron Clark. We know the play is set aboard a ludicrously named submarine, the DSV Lugubrious, and we know central figures are, in no particular order, marine scientists and narwhals. We are also confident that some kind of romance is likely and we are positive that the play runs from Tuesday, Nov. 25-Saturday, Dec. 20, at BCT.