What is your political stance regarding group sex? Are you a communist, socialist, Democrat, Republican or free-market libertarian?
You cheeky monkey! Free-market libertarian* would sum up how I feel about group sex. If it works for you, go for it. Personally, I rarely indulge, preferring to save such carnal gluttony for times when the world could end—you know, like Y2K.** Those are the kinds of moments in which one would rather enjoy going out with a bang.
*Minerva Jayne does not endorse any political party over another. She would rather we all just be friends.
**Alleged participants in the Y2K scenario have had their names withheld to protect the satisfied.