The thing is, Ontario doesn't actually test water in its citizens' homes. That, and the van—complete with a phony logo—that these "water testers" drove had California plates.
Calls to the Ontario police by Boise Weekly were not immediately returned. Therefore, this author is left the unfortunate task of pointing out something that could very well cause great panic in sleepy southwest Idaho. This situation is eerily—I might add terrifyingly—reminiscent of that scene in Ghostbusters 2 where Egon and Ray pose as city sewer workers, and they discover that a giant river of haunted slime is running through an old subway tunnel to the secret lair of the ghost of 16th century Moldavian warlord Vigo the Carpathian.
Just saying, is all.
That, and having seen how the movie ends, I won't be stopping any time soon at that rest stop along I-84 in Ontario.