When: Fri., Nov. 14, 9 p.m. 2014
If you haven't seen 1986's Howard the Duck, congratulations. Executive produced by George Lucas, Howard the Duck is a sci-fi-com (based on a Marvel comic book) about an anthropomorphic, cigar-smoking, foul fowl who is accidentally transported to Earth from Duckworld. As he's trying to blend in (seriously?), Howard manages an all-girl punk band, falls in love with its lead singer (Lea Thompson) and thwarts an evil space villain. Local jokesters Brett Badostain, Chadwick Heft, Dylan Haas and special guest Sam Lounsbury will screen this flop, giving it the drubbing it deserves and also giving out raffle prizes. Thankfully, this is a 21-and-over event, but you'd want to leave the kids at home anyway--the duck/human sex scene could make even the bravest grownups lose their milk and quackers.