While not as quotable as Terminator 2: Judgment Day or Predator, the Arnold Schwarzenegger classic Commando provides plenty of satisfying one-liners, making it a perfect candidate for the Comic Cinema Remix treatment. We've all done it: re-watch a movie, point out all the cliches, snicker at the contrived dialogue and wax nostalgic about the era from whence it came. With Comic Cinema Remix, you can take the night off and let comedians Dylan Haas, Chad Heft and Brett Badostain lampoon the motion picture for your enjoyment. Think of it as a live version of Mystery Science Theatre 3000, only the robots have been replaced with local comics. Justin Chalifoux serves as emcee but not kid wrangler: This is an adults-only event. You can leave the children with a sitter and a copy of Commando--then maybe they'll get the jokes you'll probably repeat for days after CCR.