by Deanna Darr
It's a bit of a tradition for us to highlight some of our favorite (read: funny, odd, weird) answers from you, our creative and opinionated readers who took the time to vote in the annual Best of Boise survey.
And, as usual, you didn't disappoint us. Voters managed to turn simple questions into excuses for head-scratching, thought-provoking and laugh-out-loud answers. Thanks for making the ballot-counting process so much more enjoyable for us.
Here's a sample of some of our favorite responses from this year. To find out who really won, check the Sept. 30 issue of
Best Local Smokeshop
Best Local TV station
The Feds killed my TV.
Does 2.2 retro TV count? Cuz that's the best TV ever.
Knight Rider? R U kidding me?!?
Best Public Art
Steaming crack on the side of the Grove Hotel.
Best Place to See and Be Seen
Best Local Yoga Instructor
Hot yoga chick.
Best Local Grocery Store
Albert ... oh wait. Local.
Best Local Ski Area Within a Half-Day Drive of Boise
Tamarack--oh, wait :(
Best Local Meat
That's What She Said!
In my pants.
Meats Royale ("Nobody Beats Our Meat.")
Best Local Karaoke Bar
You're kidding, right?
Best Local Appliance Store
Best Local Strip Club
No such thing due to lack of nipples.
Best Local Twitterer
Huh? Is that a cereal?
Best local bird?
Best Place to take a Non-Idahoan
To a parking meter with a blue button.
Best Local Vegetarian Food
Aliens seem to like North Enders.
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