As per Boise Weekly's strict policy of ridiculing any and all editorial staff criminal snafus, we are sad to report that editor-in-chief Nicholas Collias was pulled over on Sunday morning for having expired license plates. Questioning by Boise Police officer Tom Miotke revealed that Collias's drivers license and proof of insurance were also, alas, expired.
"You're a Virgo. Aren't you supposed to be detail oriented?" Miotke asked.
"I don't believe in that stuff," Collias replied. He was cited at the scene, and he advised readers not to expect an apology along the lines of Mark Johnson's.