In exchange for his or her sacrifice, New Belgium will provide a $2,250 budget to help create the ultimate commuter bike.
Interested? You can send in an application online at facebook.com/TourDeFat. Just click on the Boise event and upload a video. If you're more about the written word, email a letter telling the selection committee why it should choose you to email@example.com.
But you'd better hurry. Tour de Fat hits Boise Saturday, Aug. 18, with a costumed bike ride and massive party in Ann Morrison Park.