Bogus Basin? Closed
due to high winds.
Interstate 84? Closed
because of airborne semis landing in all the wrong places.
Canyon County? Dark
Highway 21? Shut down
because of sudden appearance of mashed potatoes on highway.
We're not sure if this is a response to the Iowa caucus returns or not (ID Dems: Yay. ID GOP: Grump)
We knew it: Armageddon