"Hey, Miley. I'm looking for somewhere to go on Friday night where I can listen to hip-hop and dance. Where should I go?"
"I said 'hip-hop' and 'dancing,' Miley."
"I heard you. Quinn's."
"Seriously, Miley. Stop being a smartass and tell me."
"Seriously. Friday is hip-hop night at Quinn's and it's off the chain."
"You know what, Miley? Screw you. You're making that up and I'm not falling for your ruse."
"Suit yourself. But if you change your mind, I'll be at Quinn's on Friday night twerking my ass off." 1005 Vista Ave., Boise, 208-342-9568.
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