Ahoy, Nick Collias here. I don't work at BW anymore, but I snuck into the office and typed this blurb when no one was looking. So here's the deal: I just moved back to town for a spell, and last Wednesday I found a nail in my car's rear tire. While it was getting fixed, I decided to walk from Les Scwhab at 13th and Jefferson streets over to the taco truck on Sixth street. However, I was dismayed to discover that pedestrians now have to detour all the way from State Street to Bannock Street in order to get around the stupid Capitol renovation project. "My kingdom for a mule," I was heard to exclaim. "Oh, what a pain in my heinie!" Luckily, the two tongue tacos I bought at the end of my journey were worth the struggle.
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