"Thisss wun is good." "I like (hup) thisss one." "This one tastes like rubbin' alkuhol." "Wri tha down ... illed mine. Is it gross if I lick it up (slurp)?" "I declare this one the winner. No, I think it was this one. Oh, damn, I don' remember which one it was. Line 'em up. I have to try them all again." "I'd kill for a bleu cheese-stuffed olive right now." "Do you hear the phone?" "I ca' drin' anymore (snore)."
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