It's a simple fact—the shortest distance between the bar and home is often your car, since taxis have been moved further from the main party corridor in downtown Boise. Face it, regardless of what honorable intentions you may have had at the beginning of the evening, after an excess of liquids that can be substituted for paint thinner, you're less likely to want to weave your way down the sidewalk to find a taxi when your own car is just a block away. Now don't get us wrong, we at BW are in no way condoning a rampage through downtown in your Honda while seeing nothing but fuzzy outlines. We're just saying it would be nice not to have to walk so far to get a sober ride home.
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