Dear Sex Guidess,
My boyfriend is so jealous of me looking at other men. I'm just looking but he thinks I want to "screw" them. I don't know what to do to curb his jealousy. What would the Pink Dom do?
Get the Man Magazine—under the bed in the drawer in the bathroom where ever it may be.
Direct him to the bed lying on his side naked. With his head on his hand. You're not naked you are standing at the foot of the bed staring at him. Holding the magazine wrapped up like a spankin' stick tapping it on the palm of your hand. Tap, tap, tap.
Holding your attitude firmly. Hold it ... hold it ... now silence.
Open up the mag, lay it down in front of him and tell him to flip through the pages. He looks at you through his brow because he knows what's going to happen if he keeps looking. Heading toward the centerfold you see a jerk—then another one, then another ...
You don't smile or laugh just a little "I knew it eye." Then he hits the center fold and that's the topper full steam ahead. Strip and let-go because you are on top now so mmm you can smile.