Mr. Cope's Cave: Worth A Try... Isn't It?

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Hey gang, I have an idea. What say we all call our Sens. Mike Crapo and Jim Risch and ask them not to take part in trying to screw up President Barack Obama's agreement with Iran? You know?... so we don't end up going to war over there again and killing a bunch of their people and getting a bunch of our people killed? I bet they'd listen, don't you? I mean... why wouldn't they listen to the people who vote them into office and pay them some purdy darn good money to piddle around in Washington, D.C., drinking vodka toddies at those swank parties so as to relieve all that stress they get from feeling like they just have to go to all those swank parties?

And I don't think this is one of those things that regular Democrats and regular Republicans can never, ever agree on, do you? I mean... are you telling me that my regular Republican neighbors here in Idaho really, really want to get into another war in the Middle East?... waste all that money, all those lives?... especially since it's not my regular Republican neighbors who get all that campaign money from the weapons manufacturers and Israel too, probably, to make damn sure we never, ever find even a small measure of peace in that part of the world? I mean... why would my regular Republican neighbors here in Idaho not join with my regular Democrat neighbors and expect Sens. Crapo and Risch to actually stand on their own two feet this time?... to not be factory-stamped little McConnell monkeys spouting the same insipid shit about Neville Chamberlain and how Obama's caving to the Nazi Mullahs and how weak Obama is, all that crud that started vomiting from every Republican mouth with a camera on it from the minute the agreement was announced? I mean... it's almost as though the GOP response was planned long before there even was an agreement, isn't it ... and no matter what was decided, they would all be saying the same insipid shit?

I mean... don't you suppose just once?... just once, in their entire worthless careers?... Sens. Crapo and Risch could be their own men and not let themselves become just two more segments in the Republican human centipede?... especially since not three weeks ago, they made traitorous fools out of themselves by signing that letter threatening Iran that they would back out of anything our president accomplished?... and since they've spent their entire worthless careers bragging how they are these square-jawed independent Idaho hombres who would never become part of that damned Washington establishment Idaho politicians are so fond of cursing whenever election time rolls around, don't you suppose there's a chance?... no matter how infinitesimal, no matter how desperate?... that on something this vital, this serious, they might act like adult men and not Mitch McConnell's page boys, and do something in everybody's interest and not just their cronies back there in Washington?

I mean... everybody in the world seems to think we got a purdy darn good deal out of this, an "amazing" deal by most estimates... and I mean everybody but the Republican insipid shit centipede and Benjamin Netanyahu, at any rate... so isn't it at least possible that underneath all that posing and preaching and huffing and puffing about what pillars of principle they are, Sens. Crapo and Risch might ... just might... be hiding an authentic streak of independence we've never seen before? And wouldn't you think that with enough phone calls and letters and emails and all the things we could send them as concerned Idahoans, they could at least pretend they have backbones and just this f***ing once not be cowardly dicks whose entire worthless careers amount to nothing more than being part of the mob that exists only to screw with the black guy?

So what say, gang? Could we do this? Could we ever make a difference with the men who say they are our voice in Washington? Is there a chance in hell they would listen to us? Might our opinions, our actual voices, our desires for resolution and our hopes for peace, matter even one trillionth as much to Sens. Crapo and Risch as Mitch McConnell's and Benjamin Netanyahu's and all their Republican centipede establishment insipid shit cronies who would rather that thousands and thousands of human beings die least they allow Barack Obama even the smallest victory? Are they that f***ing small?

Watch... and learn.

Contact information:

Crapo, Mike, R-ID
Class III
239 Dirksen Senate Office Building, Washington, D.C., 20510
(202) 224-6142
Contact: www.crapo.senate.gov/contact/email.cfm

Risch, James E., R-ID
Class II
483 Russell Senate Office Building, Washington, D.C., 20510
(202) 224-2752
Contact: www.risch.senate.gov/public/index.cfm?p=Email