by Josh Gross
Airline safety videos are about the worst thing ever. Unless you're a New Zealand-bound nerd.
Air New Zealand has just unveiled a Lord of the Rings-themed air safety video, with cameos from director Peter Jackson and Gollum. Does it mention not flying directly into the Eye of Sauron? 'Cause that's key.
The airline is also reportedly working on a hobbit-themed plane, which seems suspiciously like a way to make people OK with sitting in half-size seats.
Now if only the Boise airport could get the same thing going for Napoleon Dynamite, maybe airlines wouldn't be pulling up stakes.
Check it out below.