by Josh Gross
Apparently Cheerios, one of the nation's leading breakfast cereals, is part of the global gay conspiracy right alongside Oreos.
And to strike back, one man decided to show up at General Mills and torch a box of those suckers right there on the lawn, film it and throw that schizzle on the Net, along with bizarre tags like Home Depot, Sodom and Elton John, so everyone could see how awesome he was.
Let's just say the stunt didn't go as planned. But judging by how quickly the lawn went up in flames, people should be very concerned about how flammable their breakfast cereals are.