by Josh Gross
Transportation Security Administration workers made a comical mistake several days ago when they decided to pat down a man with a suspicious bulge in his pants at the San Francisco International Airport. But instead of a bomb, they found a flesh torpedo. A big one. In fact, at 13.5 inches, it was the world's largest recorded wang, the very personal and non-explosive property of one Jonah Falcon. Oops.
From an article on the Huffington Post:
As he passed through airport security, Falcon said a younger security guard felt threatened by his "very noticeable" package—and interpreted it as a biological threat.
"I said, 'It's my dick,'" Falcon said. "He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing."
Falcon said in the future, he plans to wear bike shorts when boarding a plane ... because that won't be less weird at all.