Gay Marriage Proposal Music Video Shows Up Everyone Else

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Conservatives have argued that gay marriage undermines "traditional marriage." Ignoring the fact that until recently, traditional marriage meant selling an underage girl to a rich foreigner to forge a political alliance, it is still a preposterous concept because it would seem to indicate that the coupling of people in Massachusetts that you will never meet will somehow make you love your spouse less, which seems like a stretch. (In addition to being deeply insulting to your spouse.)

But after watching this video, it's easy to feel that there may be something to the argument, as the effort put out for this proposal is so monumental that it makes the "traditional marriage" folks who go down on one knee at Red Lobster look like they're just plain phoning it in. Heteros have grown complacent in their marriage dominance and are going to have to start bringing some serious A-game if they want their proposals, and subsequent marriages, to be seen as anything other than sad, laughable efforts to take part in the new, gay-agenda-dominated world order.

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