'Faux' Loko Lives On

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Just when we all thought that the toxic medley known as Four Loko was out of sight and out of mind, the booze wizards at Gizmodo decided to come up with a homemade version that is perhaps worse than the original.

During the full octane version's more controversial days—when it had caffeine, guarana and taurine—BW took a firsthand look at the noxious concoction and determined that whoever was pushing for the removal of energy drink supplements from the drink may have been on to something.

Kudos Gizmodo. Despite the cautionary language in your recipe, resurrecting this beast—at the bathtub level, no less—can only end in tears.