Website Turns Dead Mormons Posthumously Gay


For some time now, the Mormon Church has been one of the largest financial and political backers opposing same-sex marriage, and gay rights in general, most visibly in the ongoing kerfuffle over California's Proposition 8.

But for much longer, the church has been engaging in the practice of baptizing the dead into their religion. At best, it's a practice that is ethically and morally dubious, and at worst, it's just plain awful, especially when it comes to the church's baptism of those who are actively opposed to their faith. Notable examples include Mitt Romney's atheist father-in-law, Holocaust victims like Anne Frank and more.

But now, the tables have been turned on both of those issues with a new website: All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay.

From the site:

Sadly, many Mormons throughout history have died without having known the joys of homosexuality. With your help, these poor souls can be saved.

Simply enter the name of your favorite dead Mormon in the form below and click Convert! Presto, they're gay for eternity. There is no undo.

Don't know any dead Mormons? Click the "Choose-a-Mormon" button and we'll find one for you. You're welcome! Just enter their name into the box, hit the convert button and viola: gay for eternity.

Looks like it's game, set and match gay agenda. STBY Mormon Church.