12 Days of Christmas Music That Isn't Awful—Day 7

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Insane Clown Posse's "Santa's a Fat Bitch."

A lot—most, really—of people don't like Insane Clown Posse. That's fine. But we've all woken up on a snowy Christmas morning to discover socks under the tree when we were 100 percent convinced there would be a pony. And on such mornings, we've all said exactly what ICP is saying in this song: "Santa Claus is a fat bitch."

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