Wear a Helmet: Today Marks the Rescheduled Rapture


Just a quick reminder to everyone: After world-class asshat Harold Camping was dead wrong about the world ending in May, he amended his previous statements to say that the end of world would be five months from then, Friday, Oct. 21.

Which is today, to be exact.

Any believers out there might want to wear a helmet today to protect against fireballs from the sky.

But perhaps the latest William Shatner music video, in which he plays an animated face in the stars breathing fireballs down on Earth, is actually what Camping predicted. If so, someone get that man a cigar. But it's more likely Camping is just preying on people's fears to cash in.

Only tomorrow—or the lack therof—will tell.

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