No words in the English language are dreaded more than "some assembly required." Why? Because what should be a simple matter of inserting tab A into slot B becomes a nightmarish hulk of twisted metal that darkens your living room, garage and back yard successively.
Truth is, some things, no matter how simple they seem on the surface, can benefit from the knowledge of experts.
And today, you have a chance to hear and learn from an expert about all things tab A and slot B related.
Nina Hartley, star of more than 500 films like A Milf's Tale, Evil Cuckolds 2, Who's Nailing Palyn, When Cougars Attack, Rico's Banging Yo' Mama, and Leather Bound Dykes From Hell 20, will be in town today to drop knowledge.
Hartley will teach a couples class from 1-3 p.m. and then do a product signing at 5 p.m. Space is limited, so registration is required. She will also be raffling off a dinner date.
Both events will take place at Adam and Eve, 6919 W. Fairview Ave. The class costs $10 but the signing is free.