Say Bye Bye to Bikinis at the Grand Opening of All the Buzz



Hotties Mochas and More is the latest in a (g)string of victims hit hard by the rigid economy. The pink shack perched on the side of Chinden Boulevard was once famous for its scantily clad bikini baristas, but the naughty lattes have sadly stopped flowing.

In its place, a new family owned coffee shack has sprouted up. With a white picket fence to prove its wholesomeness, All the Buzz coffee plans to clean up that flesh-flashing corner by offering an array of premium coffee and espresso drinks, Shangri La Tea, smoothies and fresh grub cooked up by A Lively Chef.

All The Buzz will celebrate its fully clothed grand opening Saturday, Sept. 24, from 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. with large drinks for the price of small drinks and a barbecue beginning at noon. For more information about All the Buzz, visit its Facebook page.

To honor Hotties mammary, here’s a video from Seattle pop-punk band Quickie singing about bikini baristas. Our fav line: “And I know you only want me for my tips; and I want you for something that sounds like tips.”

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