According to Napoleon Dynamite, “Girls only like guys who have skills.” Tonight at Fatty's, you'll get your chance to impress members of the female persuasion and show off your mad skills. Bring your paddle (if you happen to have one) and your game to try and win some cold hard cash in the beer pong tournament happening at downtown’s newest bar.
And you can not only pocket some moolah, but can spend a little of it on $4 pitchers of beer, Jager bombs or chili bombs. Pair that with your obvious skills, and you might have to beat the babes off with a stick. Just sayin’.
Fatty's opens at 7 p.m.—plenty of time to hone your skills (i.e., throw a few back) before game time.