Band name: Low-fi
Hometown: Boise, Idaho.
Best lyric: “Held together by folded paper.”
Sounds like: 17 minutes into an episode of Showtime's "The Big C."
Favorite booze: 1987 Merlot.
Playing at: The Linen Building on Friday, Oct. 8, 9 p.m.
Get all the nitty-gritty—including a full calendar and info on tickets and volunteering—on the first-ever Promenade Music Festival.
No band members were harmed in the making of these posts—nor were they asked for their input. Except for the bits about their names, their hometowns and when and where they're playing during PMF, we made everything up.