Band name: Warner Drive
Hometown: Los Angeles, Calif.
Sounds like: Offspring re-reading their teenage poetry while drunk.
Favorite cheese: Limburger.
Favorite booze: Buttery nipples.
Playing at: Knitting Factory on Thursday, Oct. 7, 8:15 p.m.
Get all the nitty-gritty—including a full calendar and info on tickets and volunteering—on the first-ever Promenade Music Festival.
No band members were harmed in the making of these posts—nor were they asked for their input. Except for the bits about their names, their hometowns and when and where they're playing during PMF, we made everything up.