Hometown: Boise, Idaho.
Future hit single: "Genitals."
Sounds like: Kathleen Hanna playing baroque music on a keytar.
Favorite liquor: Neurolux well tequila.
Superpower: The ability to summon monsters from their chest
Most likely to receive sponsorship from? The Costume Shop.
Playing: Visual Arts Collective on Saturday, Oct. 9, 3 p.m.
Get all the nitty-gritty—including a full calendar and info on tickets and volunteering—on the first-ever Promenade Music Festival.
No band members were harmed in the making of these posts—nor were they asked for their input. Except for the bits about their names, their hometowns and when and where they're playing during PMF, we made everything up.