Sometimes, it just seems like the whole world is going cuckoo. There's so much saber-rattling out in the streets lately, the blind could easily think we've evolved into diamondbacks. You walk out your door and run smack into larpers. The news is all about fire and brimstone coming down from the sky! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes! Volcanoes in Iceland! The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria! And not just in Iceland! Agh! So you try to watch TV to wind down and end up with a face full of this guy. The internet said it best when it said W-T-F ...
It's enough to make anyone want to drink. And liberally at that. Even The People's Blue Ribbon if need be.
But what are you going to do about it hoss? You live in Idaho, at the heart of The Mad Otter's Tea Party.
Well, you could stop by Solid tonight around 7 p.m., where left-leaning persons meet monthly for beers and kvetching at the the local chapter of the cleverly named Drinking Liberally. You could meet some new peeps, have a few drinks and find the strength to face another month of Glenn Beck.
And it's certainly more advisable than the backup plan of escaping by jet-pack.