Next up in BW's never-ending quest to videotape strange and amusing ways for you to spend your time and money is Mack and Charlie's, where on Thursday nights anyone who dares can compete for a $100 bar tab in a free weekly goldfish racing match. Considering that Thursdays are also quarter beer night, victory in such a contest may very well temporarily make you, OMG, like SUPER-popular.
And, no, before you ask. You don't actually "ride" the goldfish. That would never work.