Uh, oh. There could be an unlucky pants-tastrophe. Nonetheless, the Bronco butts flex on un-phased.
“OK, the teams are out on the field now and they’re doing stretching and kind of jumping around things. Boise State definitely has the cutest butts. Unfortunately they’re wearing their orange pants, which is disturbing some people. We’re not real sure about [the pants]; they might be unlucky. But we’re all going to try and get over it. The game is going to start pretty soon. Bye.”