Today's Burning Question-Raccoons and La-Z-Boys



Our question of the day off Questionland is more of an answer of the day. In a lengthy response to A&E editor Amy Atkins' question "Do raccoons hibernate?" user Trespasser somehow slipped in the following oh-no-you-didn't raccoon cutdown:

"If La-Z-Boy made a recliner out of half-eaten bacon, you can be sure a raccoon would never be chivalrous enough to offer that seat to a lady."