America: Toilet Paper Nation

by

After a month in Indonesia, where I almost died of some thoroughly disgusting gastro-intestinal illness, I became fond of telling people back home: "Never visit a country that doesn't believe in toilet paper or soap."

I didn't mean it, of course (the BEST countries, in my experience, don't use either product), but I'd always have to explain that in many countries, you get a hole and a bucket of water. No flimsy paper seat cover. (Hell, no seat.) No sink. No automatic towel dispenser. No mirror. No toilet paper. No soap.
Usually, even if you're in a country with toilet paper, usually you can't flush it, as I rather unfortunately discovered my first night in Peru.

In Europe, they have bidets. In the United States, we have toilet paper.

And, according to CNN, "toilet paper belongs to America."

Tags