I am not a granola eating, green-eyed hippie.
I am not an old grizzled ex-editor who is fond of Scotch, just a ex-editor who is fond of bourbon.
I am not one to promote causes that require fundraisers.
I am not overtly political (although I love political discussions)
I am not one to easily give compliments.
I am not an individual prone to moderation.
I am not against choice.
I am not one who gets emotional at weddings but you might see a tear if I get dust in my eye.
I am not one who prefers crispy nor soft.
I am not one who bathes every day.
I am not a person who underestimates sarcasm.
I am not one who believes all the moon landings were real.
I am not opposed to free love, but I've discovered that nothing in life is free.
I am not argumentative unless I disagree with you.