Not 2 Legit 2 Quit

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The WTF M.C. Hammer and Vanilla Ice reunion show tomorrow night at the Civic Auditorium in Idaho Falls has, tragically, been rescheduled for Nov. 14, 2009.

Tickets purchased for the June 6 show will be honored on Nov. 14, and according to the Idaho Falls Civic Auditorium there are still more available. While this might put a crimp in your weekend plans, here’s how we suggest you spend the next five-ish months better preparing for the show:

June: Start picking out fabric for a new pair of hammer pants.

July: Break in said new pants.

August: Research Vanilla Ice’s love history starting with Madonna. Ew.

September: Research M.C. Hammer’s reality TV history.

October: Beef up your knowledge of the Vanilla Ice/ M.C. Hammer feud, not just the ’90s playground “who’s a better dancer” nonsense. First stop: Arsenio Hall.

November: Maybe pop in a couple of M.C. Hammer/Vanilla Ice cassette tapes? Ugh, never mind, that’s going too far.

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